Food Snob/fascist
I am sure that you know that there very specific ways that foods should be prepared for human consumption. Just in case you are not clear I will outline a few of the more important ones.
Hot Dogs: must be sliced lengthwise and opened to fry or grill never boiled.
Acceptable condiments: Ketchup, sweet pickle relish, and if you must brown mustard. Things such as onions, sauerkraut, and chili should be avoided at all costs.
Hamburgers: May be fried or grilled using hand made patties of at least 1/3 of pound of prime ground beef. Don’t use the super lean type or your burgers will be dry. While it is redundant protein cheese is acceptable with the exception being Velveeta. It is never acceptable on a burger.
Acceptable condiments: Mustard, dill pickle chips, sweet pickle relish, lettuce, tomato, and if must sweet onion. Ketchup is okay, never mayonnaise, or other salad dressing, key word here is salad.
Sandwiches are acceptable on a variety of breads including whole wheat, rye, pumpernickel, sour dough, multi grain; never ever under any circumstances should plain white bread be used. Bread may be toasted or not and nearly any thing can be used for the substance of the sandwich.
Some possibilities:
Bologna or Vienna sausages with ketchup, and/or lettuce, dill pickle chips, sweet pickle relish, tomato, never mayonnaise.
Ham any variety (including Spam) with mustard (yellow, brown, or Dijon) on rare occasions mayonnaise is acceptable, lettuce, dill pickle chips, sweet pickle relish, and tomato.
Turkey or Chicken Breast with mustard and or mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, bacon, dill pickle chips, sweet pickle relish.
Peanut Butter is okay with jelly or jam, and lettuce (never, ever under any circumstance should mayonnaise be used with peanut butter)
Roast Beef/pork with mustard, lettuce, tomato, dill pickle chips, and/or sweet pickle relish
Egg salad with lettuce, tomato, dill pickle chips, and/or sweet pickle relish.
Potato salad is made with cubed boiled potatoes, diced hard boiled eggs, a dressing of mayonnaise, yellow mustard, and sweet pickle vinegar. Diced sweet pickles may be added as can dice celery. Some people insist on diced onions as far as I am concerned never an acceptable adamant.
There are many other dos and don’ts that I leave for another article. Mostly I just want to see if anybody is awake. Blessings 30fold.
Hot Dogs: must be sliced lengthwise and opened to fry or grill never boiled.
Acceptable condiments: Ketchup, sweet pickle relish, and if you must brown mustard. Things such as onions, sauerkraut, and chili should be avoided at all costs.
Hamburgers: May be fried or grilled using hand made patties of at least 1/3 of pound of prime ground beef. Don’t use the super lean type or your burgers will be dry. While it is redundant protein cheese is acceptable with the exception being Velveeta. It is never acceptable on a burger.
Acceptable condiments: Mustard, dill pickle chips, sweet pickle relish, lettuce, tomato, and if must sweet onion. Ketchup is okay, never mayonnaise, or other salad dressing, key word here is salad.
Sandwiches are acceptable on a variety of breads including whole wheat, rye, pumpernickel, sour dough, multi grain; never ever under any circumstances should plain white bread be used. Bread may be toasted or not and nearly any thing can be used for the substance of the sandwich.
Some possibilities:
Bologna or Vienna sausages with ketchup, and/or lettuce, dill pickle chips, sweet pickle relish, tomato, never mayonnaise.
Ham any variety (including Spam) with mustard (yellow, brown, or Dijon) on rare occasions mayonnaise is acceptable, lettuce, dill pickle chips, sweet pickle relish, and tomato.
Turkey or Chicken Breast with mustard and or mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, bacon, dill pickle chips, sweet pickle relish.
Peanut Butter is okay with jelly or jam, and lettuce (never, ever under any circumstance should mayonnaise be used with peanut butter)
Roast Beef/pork with mustard, lettuce, tomato, dill pickle chips, and/or sweet pickle relish
Egg salad with lettuce, tomato, dill pickle chips, and/or sweet pickle relish.
Potato salad is made with cubed boiled potatoes, diced hard boiled eggs, a dressing of mayonnaise, yellow mustard, and sweet pickle vinegar. Diced sweet pickles may be added as can dice celery. Some people insist on diced onions as far as I am concerned never an acceptable adamant.
There are many other dos and don’ts that I leave for another article. Mostly I just want to see if anybody is awake. Blessings 30fold.
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